Now I know why such dark feelings captivate me when listening to Alvin & The Chipmunks.

Well then, maybe you need to be delivered from the Christmas spirit! (You have to know the background on bob Larson to really appreciate this.)

Uh - ok, this rich satire might not make any sense to you if you’re not familiar with the obvious connection to Joel Osteen and Lakewood church.

Bob
Fides Quaerens Intellectum

Zondervan has released the Whatever Bible. Finally, a Bible for the emergent church.

Bob
Fides Quaerens Intellectum

Here at Sojourn, we have some incredibly ingenious members with more than our fair share of engineers. Here’s our rel="nofollow"> rel=”nofollow”>in-house handyman. He ensures we have nothing but cutting-edge technology.

Bob
Fides Quaerens Intellectum

In yet another disturbing sign of the times, Martin Luther’s body was exhumed and literally found to have rolled over.

’In the past 500 years since the beginning of the Reformation, many have surmised that Protestantism no longer, on the whole, represents its original foundations. Some of those foundations which are seemingly no longer important include the doctrines of Sola Scriptura, Solus Christos, Sola Fide, Sola Gratia and Soli Deo Gloria.

Finally, a church that knows how to do it Burger-King style for our culture that increasingly demands to have it your way.

’By availing yourself of the options listed above, you can actually create the worship experience of your choice, thus ensuring that you will “get something out of the service.” That, of course, is the primary purpose of worship, and we do hope to make that possible for everyone.’