20 things to do while you're not multiplying churches

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written by Bob Pratico on 23 Jan.

Steve Addison helps us by suggesting 20 Things to do while you’re not multiplying churches. I particularly like #’s 1, 9, 15, 17 and 20 ….

1. Call yourself an apostle. Have some business cards printed. Hand them around.

9. When you see a healthy church plant say, “Yes it’s growing but it’s not really a Reformed/Baptist/Assemblies of God/Presbyterian/Methodist/New Vine/etc (choose one) church.”

15. Agree to plant new churches when: (a) You’re large enough (b) You’re healthy enough (c) You have the leaders to give away (d) You have the money to spare (e) God has clearly shown you it’s time (f) When the cow jumps over the moon (g) Any or all of the above.

17. Grow your church, its facilities, staff and budget as BIG as you can. Let your vision stop at your car park. Let church history end with you. Let the Kingdom dream die.

20. Lastly, set up a blog on church planting. Link to other bloggers on church planting. They link to you. Add smoke and mirrors.

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(uh - Dave, can I get some business cards?)

Bob
Fides Quaerens Intellectum
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Cards? Yes, as long as they

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davidthew wrote this comment on January 23, 2007 - 11:17pm

Cards? Yes, as long as they have the words “Bovine Defecation” on them…


David Thew
Sojourn Founding Pastor

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David Thew
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Heh. 14. In the 1960’s

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EA wrote this comment on January 24, 2007 - 10:12pm

Heh.

14. In the 1960’s change the word “missions” to “mission”. To usher in the new millennium change “mission” to “missional” . Around 2010 plan to change “missional” to “postmissional”.

I concur.

Peanut gallery (not verified) wrote this comment on January 25, 2007 - 10:14am

I concur.

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